Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.Panic is when both are pregnant.
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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
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